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Bench life, moonlight, and one more chart.
DOOMER CHIMPANZEE is the mascot for the hours after everyone else logged off. He sits under the park lights, hoodie up, eyes half-open, already knowing the market will do something stupid.
He is not here to be cheerful. He is here because the night is quiet, the moon is bright, and every tired degen recognizes that face.